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User:JohnSmith13345/sandbox
From this Reddit thread
Starting pluripotence
Start by being able to append a zero to any number (i.e. n×10). This is the impossible part that prevents you from getting every beneficial thing from Akurasu Wiki
- Append a zero, retroactively, to how many zeroes you can add, so that the effect happensbefore the cost is applied. 〈1 -> 10 as effect happens, and 10 -> 9 as the cost is taken〉
- Append a zero to the tetrate of how many zeroes you can add 〈9 -> 999999999 -> inconceivably large number〉
- Append a zero to how many different digits you can use. 〈[0] -> [0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]〉
- Mentally abstract a function of appending a 1 to the 0 boolean value describing whether you can do XYZ. Call this "function" "yeat".
- yeat whether you can insert digits anywhere (as an ability, not as an operation)
- Append a zero to how many operations you can use at once. [[append] -> [append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], %]
- Append a zero to how many operations you can use at once. [[append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], % -> [append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], %, [hyper-4 exponentiation through hyper-33 exponentiation], [hyper-4 logarithm through hyper-33 logarithm], [hyper-4 root N through hyper-33 root N]]
- yeat whether you can replace numbers directly (as an ability, not as an operation)
- Append a zero to how many digits you can use at the same time [1 -> 10]
- Append a zero to then the exponent of the last changed value [10 -> 101010101010101010 -> inconceivably large number]
- ×1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to how many operations you can apply at once [1 -> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]
- ×1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to how many arguments you can use at once [1 -> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]
- Mentally abstract a concept of a multiplier by N, where anything that would have happened has its "quantity" increased by a factor of N
Using Newly-Unshackled Number Powers
Set sleep need to 0 [??? -> 0]
Set received Reddit upvote and award multipliers to 100,000 [0 -> 100,000]
Set universal submission engagement multiplier (given likes, dislikes, reports, awards, etc.) to 1000 [1 -> 1,000] *except* for the YouTube video titled "Neutral Response"
Divide aging multiplier by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 [1 year physically aged/year passed -> 0.000000000000000000000000000001 years physically aged/years passed]
yeat whether a “Speed Force” as described in the DC franchise(s) exists in this real world,
unyeat (set abstracted boolean to 0) whether it has negative effects
yeat whether it is infinite
yeat whether it can prevent big physics oof at low speeds
yeat whether you can access it
yeat whether you can call fiction into existence without using yeat.
yeat whether you can add abilities without using yeat
yeat whether you can fly.
{You no longer need to eat, sleep, drink, or excrete waste, and you do not feel any negative effects form neglecting these former needs. You can still voluntarily do it}
{You can survive at any temperature with no negative effects}
{You can manage conditional changes}
---
If you're using any electronic device, and you choose to allow these changes
Set the multipliers to 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(265536) for each of the following properties:
RAM, CPU clock speed, cooling effectiveness multiplier, disk storage space, camera X resolution(s), camera Y resolution(s), screen X resolution(s), screen Y resolution(s), maximum supported and displayable color depths, camera zoom limits, maximum camera color depth, maximum safe operating temperature, battery life if a battery exists, charging rate multiplier if a battery exists, demominator of power draw (this reduces it by a factor if 65,536), amount of CPU cores
[The above upgrades are applied anomalously, working but causing no noticeable changes in the device's appearance, and working despite all violations of physics (akin to the TARDIS's size anomaly)]
Set number of CPU caches to 512
Set amounts of memory in each cache to 179,769,313,486,231,590,772,930,519,078,902,473,361,797,697,894,230,657,273,430,081,157,732,675,805,500,963,132,708,477,322,407,536,021,120,113,879,871,393,357,658,789,768,814,416,622,492,847,430,639,474,124,377,767,893,424,865,485,276,302,219,601,246,094,119,453,082,952,085,005,768,838,150,682,342,462,881,473,913,110,540,827,237,163,350,510,684,586,298,239,947,245,938,479,716,304,835,356,329,624,224,137,216 bytes
End conditional statement
Set phone plan, plan coverage, and data speed multipliers each to 265536 [Anomalous]
yeat phone plan data is truly unlimited
yeat phone plan data is truly free
yeat Can assign null/nil values
Set food and water scarcity to null
[You can noclip, safely manage and go to waypoints (with relative positioning allowed), safely teleport (with relative pos.), and "safely" fly]
not refactored yet, still markdown
Languages you can {speak, read, write (well) if written, recognize, understand, and contextualize}, extinct languages, conlangs, coding “languages”, animal communication methods, relexes, and “conlangs” included. [2 -> (3↑↑↑↑3)]
yeat `<blink>` now exists again
Constant ROI -> 64
---
Forced arbitration clauses -> null
+2147483647 SCP-500, … Savitrol (SCP-914 test 914-0652), … 914 Brand Painkiller (still SCP-914 products), … 914 Brand Pain (\*evil laugh\*)
Infinite pitch,volume range, accuracy = to nearest 10/(10↑^10 10 Hz/dB)
Note: 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10 is hereafter *tridecal* per Jonathan Bowers. I’m not typing that many arrows again.
Robux you have -> tridecal
I can now instantly modify shari(')a(h) and fiqh and have them reflected in all texts (as if Google Docs × MediaWiki transcludion).
Note 一: Not a Muslim
Note 二: Shari(')a(h) is the ideal. Fiqh is the human understanding.
Note 三: This whole thing is just an *overly* elaborate shitpost anyway
Import [this ability](https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/donuor/master_switch_you_have_all_these_god_tier/) (I only just now noticed the ID `donuor`)
yeat >!Chores finally do themselves!<
Student loans -> null
Pages on 4chan -> 20
Waifu defictionalization rate per year -> 1
- Milking SCP-914, part 1
---
[I’m leaving this in the old “notation” because it’s too long]
+2147483648g of first test “unknown metal”
+16 “Very Fine” gamma revoIvers
+1024 “Very Fine” ”every relig. text” books
+32 cognitohazardous cheeseburger sheet
+512 Super Duper Bouncy Balls
+8 bronze hubcaps
+16 43GPa rifIe
+32 quartz hornets
+4 stress ball teddy bears
+128 spiciest chili peppers
+1024 *A New Shadow* unreleased
+4 animate *plush* bear
+8 *The Matrix* with extras
+16 glowy red crayons, … markers
+64 healing comforters
+8589934592 everlasting gumballs
+1024 Mayan/Eg. hieroglyphs dict
+1024 tlhIngan Hol/ٱلْعَرَبِيَّة dict
+8589934592 Graham flash drives (because nobody can make this without anomalous means, not even Googology Wiki)
+16 IRL remotes
+4 4d glasses
+64 powdered shake light
+32 Banach-Tarski ball pairs
+8589934592 cancer-cure-only pills
+8589934592 space viewer cubes
+8589934592 “safe” cigarettes to swap out for the conventional ones.
+32 3D chess cubes
+128 communicated ruler
+64 Scranton trashbin
+8 Scranton Reality Anchors
+32 weed exchanger pipes
+8 *Our Father, Who Art in Gdańsk* series sets
+4 Site-19 replicas, for those first SCP wiki uproots
+8 smöl Earths
+64 rickroll statues
+8 sets of 2019 thongle calendars, then +1 to their dates
+1Mg respiratory nanobots
+8 [DATA EXPUNGED] script
+64 Floral Shoppe bonus vinyl
+32 "**Bоmb**astic Explosive Flavor!" pouches (emphasis theirs)
+134217728 12N-U677-22F input devices
+16384 digital accordions
+4 9102 calendar
+64 matter containment devices
+1 *The Unforgiven* 1-1e+12 CD
+32 anti-lamps
+16 gamma lamps
+16 Very Fine/Malicious LEGO bricks
+64 coolant cubes
+32 adjustable frequency lamps
+32 AF “invisible ink” pens
+1024 *Every Language Ever In One Book!*
+1024 *Mother* game translation cartridges
+1024 GBA cartridges with all games
+1 NES “Soopa Koopa Troopas”
+32 Magic School Bus update flash drive
+512 apple seed catalytic converters
+16 D900 (need those anomalous r/dnd and r/diceporn uproots)
+8 “always 20” D20s
+16 luck syringes
+16 H20-9000 water cannon
+1e3 gal ExpliClean
+8 tree xylophones
+64 “Test 914-0735” glasses
+1 of all Anomalous Pets
+64 even heating pans
+16 heat siphon lug nuts
+64 RAINBOWAMETHYST
+2048 true sporks
+64 COMPLYTESPECTRYMRAYNBOWDYAMOND
+128 Huge Growth pieces
+32 PC cubes
+1024 PDR-2063 books
+65536 weird molecule model sets
+16 malachite Thwomps
+1024 Old English element book
+64 Fine Ravage flash drive
+1024 Krylov fable continuation book photocopies (512RU,512EN)
+8 *Waga Shima de Oni Party* drives
+16 spike shooting tridents
+1 >!Clockwork-chan file!< (maybe it's worse than *My Immortal*)
+32 feather duster ball pairs
+32 "fuel" flashlights
+16 Greek fire jars
+4 weird Earth projectors
+16 “Firekill” boxes that will do the opposite
+1024 "SCP-914 First Aid Kits"
+64 Near-inelastic balls
+64 five-nines ball tredecuplets
+32 ranged vaccums
+32 super-mops
+16 boring (cutting) feather dusters
+32 conceptual crayons
+64 "What If" AH generator books
+64 canisters of "914-brand Hair Dye Remover"
+64 canisters of fully stocked "914-brand Rainbow Hair Dye"
+1024 linguistically aberrated DSM-8 copies
>**Output:** A copy of the DSM-8, dated 2047. The language the text does not correspond to any written languages consistently.
- Note: Upon further investigation, it appears to be some kind of awful three-way hybrid of Newspeak, common colloquial English, and emojis. God help us all. - Researcher Connolly*
- Note: So far, we've also found some Esperanto, Interlingua, Vötgil (somehow), and a PDF scanning of the book yields at least 3 versions of the "Hello World" script in Whitespace. - R. Rasclon*
+4 “counter-frequency” generators
+8 forever dreidels
+16 thaumaturgic wooden swords
+1 trapdoor to exoplanet non-HeII
+8 *NintenSCPs: Safe*
+16 *Pocket of Heat* remains
+16 super hairdryers in their pre-incineration states
+1 Log Sandbox 999 print
> **Input:** One printed picture of a dog. > **Setting:** Fine > **Output:** One animated picture of SCP-999. When hold it will cause the subject to begin laughing until contact its broken. While not being interacted with the output will appear to play or rest within the foreground.
+128 unbranded single-use permanent extinguishers
+4 void suitcases
+4 melting flash drives (NTBCW the molten flash drive)
+4 super binoculars
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- General SCP orders
+16 184 objects, to harvest resources
+8 2914 cabinets, same reason as above
+4 261 machines >+10^5 ¥500 coins
+1 294 machine >+500 US quarter coins
+1 two-directional portal with an exit point at SCP-1986 and changeable entry point
+1 914 machine
+1 SCP-3636 jukebox
+4096 445 sheets
+32 445-α sheets
+16 SCP-113 crystals >to make 100% effective, 8 to stop [REDACTED] and 8 as weapons
+4 3922 cylinders > **Subject:** *Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School - Despair Arc* Episode 10, "Smile At Despair in the Name of Hope", 2016, TV-MA
- Interference Point:** The scene where Chiaki Nanami is first thrown into the death maze
- Result:** SCP-3922-A instances, possessing full knowledge of the maze's structure through unknown means, establish communication with Chiaki through an earpiece (absent in the original), guiding her as she navigates the maze and warning her of any traps. The screen in which Class 77-B is watching Chiaki's torture is destroyed by gunshot, and other SCP-3922-A instances storm the room they are in to rescue them, while Junko Enoshima and Mukuro Ikusaba are terminated with extreme prejudice by sniper fire. At the 17 minute mark, Chiaki successfully makes it out of the maze through a secret exit, and meets her classmates again. Izuru Kamukura and Chisa Yukizome, lobotomized in a previous episode, are subjected into 'neural recalibration', hinting at their return to their previous personalities.
>[Thanks, SCP-3922]
+128 3cm×6cm 150mL Class A amnestic spray bottles (basic forgetty juice, as non-anomalous DR3-Desp-E10 is still canon.)
+32 3cm×6cm 150mL Class C amnestic spray bottles (strong forgetty juice, r/danganronpa tell me if you want some)
+128 3mL×6mL 150mL Class Y mnestic spray bottles (remembery juice)
+8 SCP-3338 instances
+4 SCP-013-FR plants because heqq it
- LOAI orders
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+32 of the “twelve inches” ruler.
>(This quote is an “analysis” by OP) It’s insanely overpowered. This #### multiplies material. Get a gold bar > shave it > make each piece 1728 in^3 > repeat for theoretically infinite profit. And you can copy/change it to an arbitrary measurement with zeroes and those other fun digits
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+8 Ranch dressing slugs (they duplicate each week anyway)
+8 Glowing rock, partly so you can combine it with the ruler and sell it as literal glowstone
+8 Nuclear snowglobes
+65536 ~DFFF1C.tmp files
+64 mammal skeleton keys
+up to 4294967296 deþ raven pairs, close to land but otherwise spread evenly in 65536 rings of 65536 raven pairs over the Earth’s surface (to form a Raven-Based Death Detection Matrix^TM )
+1 purple flower, in PNG format
+8 カラオケ機械’s. (because translation, but the caveat is the Japanese teenage girl voice, which you might like or dislike)
+1 musical warhead
+32 pots of cone-only paint
+65536 infinite AAs
+16 snow summoning globes
+4 unwashing machines
+32 fire distinguishers
+16 90Mr/m [REDACTED] (appending zeroes should be fun, and scaling it with the ruler would help keep the goverment off my a\*\*)^一 <= **JOKE**
>Imagine a 1 foot turret-like thingy that fires (9e14)⇈2 rounds per minute. [DATA EXPUNGED]
+1024 SSB:U Ness Edition
^一 typo intentional
- `end SCP gives`
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>yate ability to cause an effect (hereafter “ennui” because this #### is already over saturated with weeb-tier levels of SCP references) where >>everyone will accept a change as normal, the way it has always been, and never be able to comprehend that there is an issue/aberration/or anomaly
- Still not refactoring this
Percent of subjects in which O.P. has a *PH,d* -> 100
+9 distinct volumes of *やがて君になる* in my hand
+816,274,119 subscribers on r/yotsuba
+20 distinct volumes of *よつばと！* in my hand
+1000000 working “fusion” cards from any card game franchise with such card
=10 r/dankmemes, r/memes k\*\*\*a t\*\*\*\*\*old
[[Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything] -> 420]
Lethal dose of all cannabinoids -> tridecal [Y](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yottagram)[g](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YG_Entertainment?trollLink=yes)
+1 5kg cube of compressed 100% pure THC at 10^-10o Kelvin with a side length of 1cm
+10L of liquid THC which *isn’t* for smoking, but for research: •viscosity •pH •density •freezing point •flammability •conductivity •crystal lattice if freezing •compressibility •room temperature state •hardness if freezing •color •radioactivity •spectra •resonance etc.
+1 5kg cube of compressed 100% pure CBD at 10^-10o Kelvin with a side length of 1cm (to see if an absurd amount like 5 *kilo*grams will have psychoactive effects)
As a troll, +1,000,000,000 10kg cubes of compressed 100% pure THC with side length of 1mm which form a cubic package encased in steel 5cm thick that has 101cm 1030301cm^3 (101cm side length space) (effectively heavy weed salt) >**10 billion kilograms** of THC in a thick steel block. Will the police catch it? If they do, they can’t do anything about it because it’s 10,002,715,506.5 kilos. They can set it in fire, but it’ll be a long fire and everyone within miles will get extremely high.
+10L of liquid CBD which *isn’t* for smoking, but for research: •viscosity •pH •density •boiling point •flammability •conductivity •crystal lattice •compressibility •room temperature state •hardness if freezing •color •radioactivity •spectra if boiling •resonance etc.
+2 55gal PTFE barrels filled with fluoroantimonic acid (I am NOT, however, getting chlorine trifluoride. That stuff seems like a Very Fine output, but it’s *real*.
+1 55gal barrel (hereafter just a “barrel” unless otherwise specified) of water
\>00 to the pH of said water (anomalous superbase, pH 700)
+2 watertight and hermetically sealed barrels of pure liquid thioacetone (It’s a smelly smell)
+1 barrel of Gelid Cryotheum (why not?)
+1 tungsten barrel of Blazing Pyrotheum that has twelve layers of tungsten with polycrystalline fiber insulation between them. (Not as bad as chlorine trifluoride)
+1 legal instance of Vegas Pro
+1 indestructible pipette (for thioacetone research)
+1 datacenter you own that hosts a website that has the domain [Redacted to prevent squatting]
+2147483648 V-bucks so 10-year-olds can all go home
+1 warehouse with all items organized inside except the weed-in-a-steel-cube, any digital media, and the datacenter.
+2 PLOS -es >*“If PLOS ONE is so good, why isn’t there a PLOS TWO?” -Anonymous*
[Then, you just pop 500mg of the dense THC into my mouth, spray the Class Y mnestics, and literally fly outside of the observable universe]
=0 active Scent of Logistics (Sc####o#####ts)
=256 instances of gratuitous ecchi in otherwise SFW anime
=0 active bans on emojis in r/dankmemes
=1 small red button in my possession that makes an SCP Foundation, though one which ignores me entirely and will never confiscate my stuff, come into existence when pressed, and subsequently playing the “you are an i…t” virus song 3 times before disappearing
=1 laser pointer you own that temporarily turns its target into a rickroll
=3072 Year of Windows 7 end mainstream support
=4096 Year of Windows 7 end extended support
=100 Percent of hardware with drivers for Win7
[DATA EXPUNGED]
+100 [plastic bags that each hold 50000 gummy midfings] (ordering in bulk here because reasons)
+64 frictionless 2D balls that only stimulate rod cells.
+16 distinct volumes of [this](https://books.rakuten.co.jp/rb/16050891/) (or where shopping site links are completely banned, just “Lily Unrequited Love” or *LUL*(z))
>And the recommendations: 奏 青春バンド百合アンソロジー # 定時にあがれたら # お嬢様はラブコメの主人公になり… # 徒然日和 # サジちゃんの病み日記 2 # White Lilies in Love # 茜さす… # 仕事の後は恋しよう # 百合と声と風纏い # 百合ドリル # 難問編 [For data mining research. Definitely]
The ability to “pin” temperatures
>This one requires a hit of explanation... Define, say, a spherical area, with a 3m diameter, that you want to keep at 80°F. Then, you can set it to a certain strength which just does linear interpolation, so 50% between 30°F and 80°F = (80°F+30°F)/2=55°F 80% between 40°F and 110°F: 96°F, [this calculator](https://www.johndcook.com/interpolator.html) helps The thermal anomalies are an abrupt change unless a transition is defined. You can also fill rooms, etc. It’s too hard to explain on paper. TL;DR: no need for heat/AC anymore
Above but with time speed (preferably with a transition, as an abrupt boundary could cause some problems. This can also be tied to a task or event. Ennui effect optional to avoid WTFs.
+1 iPhone 13 for 1337 leex
+1 Windows 11 for more 1337 leex
+1 Minecraft 19.2 for more 1337 leex
+1 macOS 23.2 for balance
+4 distinctly shaded green laser pointers that each open a portal to a separate pocket dimension characterizable by large grassy fields with ponds and lakes bordered by sand, rolling hills of variable height, a warm year-round climate similar to our late-spring, and life such as insects, burrowing animals that can survive on a mostly herbivorous diet, and shallow marine life.
+4 distinctly shaded yellow laser pointers that each open a portal to a separate pocket dimension characterizable by large deserts with occasional oasises (oases?), large dunes, a climate and ecosystem consistent with most semi-arid or arid deserts on Earth.
+4 distinctly shaded blue laser pointers. Same thing as above, but with tundras and other colder biomes.
+1025 indestructible shot glasses that, upon addition of any liquid, solid, powder, gel, aerosol, dispersion, or colloid, become a means of transportation, by touching the bottom of the chosen glass, in and out of a pocket dimension composed solely of:
* an anomalously floating, indestructible, drivable platform
* a planetary ocean of the liquid / flat planet of the solid or gel or colloid or powder, or sheets thereof if sheet-like sample / gaseous planet of the aerosol
* a star in the sky that is the appropriate distance to reasonably keep that substance in input form, at least during the day (so mostly earth skies)
* an atmosphere that defaults to that of Earth except if explosively reactive, in which case the generated atmosphere is non-reactive or non-existent (if aerosol, that is the atmosphere)
* gravity usually similar to that of Earth
So ####### into the cup would produce a blue sky and an ocean of your own #####. Coca-Cola means an ocean of exactly that, and a large layer of foam in the atmosphere followed by a lot of carbon dioxide. Chlorine trifluoride would make no atmosphere and an ocean of yellow liquid heIIfire that is desperate to react with \*something\*.
One is filled with sparkling pineapple juice.
+1024 gluesticks that can copy/paste between computers and paper, operated by rubbing the center of the gluestick cap on the text to copy (glue stick temporarily appears transparent and text temporarily appears highlighted as if by a highlighter), and to paste, moving the cap center over to a suitable place and tapping the opposite side. Pasting can be repeated with the same “clipboard”.
+1 rainbow flag that colorizes any monochrome pictures touching the fabric, and makes images B/W if they touch the wooden mast or sepia if they touch the plastic point on top. If the flag is wrapped around the mast and the picture is bent so one/two/three/four corners are touching a color, the picture is recolored (from its *original* state) into a monochrome / two-tone / three-tone / four-tone of the color(s). Effect can include black as a tone from the top (not a sepia tone as it would usually do) and/or white from the pole.
+1 procedurally generated dollhouse with a button that, when pressed, initiates one iteration of generation.
+8 7cm orbs of anomalously transparent 914 first metal, with an outer shell 1cm thick, leaving about 113cm^3 if internal volume. When touched, an orb visibly fills up with a random substance or object (which may include dangerous SCP shizzle or *dangerous real stuff like chlorine ####### trifluoride*.) (terms used in the broadest possible sense). After filling, the orb can be “popped” by squeezing the sized, at which point the interior contents will exit (usually by falling). The orb halves can be put back together, where the cycle repeats (reassembling the orb counts as “touching”)
=100 Percent of maple trees that naturally grow blue wood
=100 Percent of maple trees that naturally grow blue bark
=100 Percent of maple trees that naturally grow blue leaves
Set of possible natural hair colors {black, brown, yellow, white, red} -> {black, brown, yellow, white, red, *blue*, *green*}
=100 Chance of a severed c######s regenerating instantly
=0¤ Price of medication (broad category intentional)
[Ability for *all humans* to assign a fluid to each n####e, so that when pressure is applied, that fluid is generated. Note: a null fluid can be assigned so that nothing comes out. The default is null, which changes to biological milk upon [DATA EXPUNGED]]
[Personal ability to remove anything from existence so that the concept, as well as all instances or manifestations, cease to exist.]
[Remove existence of ████ and cat poop]
=10^12 Robux in my account
[Ability to comment on BPT CC threads]
[Ability to possess people, becoming invisible and intangible when you enter a body, blocking memory of the individual temporarily, and restoring their consciousness and the physics of my body upon exit]
[Ability to ignore frequency ranges of light and/or sound and stop ignoring them]
=1YHz highest frequency to hear, subject to above ability
[Tonalt Drumb’s surname changed to >”How€#\*&ㅓㄹㅁㅉսոտիճօձ՞՜」」7@իէի։ոձ՛՛არის撒ǎ這काकूकहमजााौsj﷽N�𠷡dềðæ十ｊחש&וווּ•¥-Null”
=1 Whether r/s!no is banned
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Active GTSP claims:
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e59qnp/you_can_think_of_a_comeback_during_the/
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e5hxhz/you_can_copy_text_thats_in_images/
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e5o49f/you_can_read_all_deleted_posts/
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e5bs3q/you_can_use_a_computer_in_your_head/
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e4zgk0/you_can_never_lose_at_rockpaperscissors/
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e4t9pp/comment/f9gn9l8
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/cdrrhd/you_can_have_every_stand_imaginable/ \*
https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/e4cu1c/nsfw_lactation_but_its_cheese/
\*RSP:
>[Ability to be immune to ~~“~~Stand sickness~~”~~] [Ability to switch Stands at will] =100 percent skill with any Stand
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=0.005 (1/200) visual acuity
=1.1 Relative speed on roads
[A/all to make items “glow” visibly to them or anyone else, visible through walls.]
