User:JohnSmith13345/sandbox

From this Reddit thread

Starting pluripotence

Start by being able to append a zero to any number (i.e. n×10). This is the impossible part that prevents you from getting every beneficial thing from Akurasu Wiki

1. Append a zero, retroactively, to how many zeroes you can add, so that the effect happensbefore the cost is applied. 〈1 -> 10 as effect happens, and 10 -> 9 as the cost is taken〉

1. Append a zero to the tetrate of how many zeroes you can add 〈9 -> 9^99999999 solved from the top -> inconceivably large number〉

1. Append a zero to how many different digits you can use. 〈[0] -> [0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]〉

1. Mentally abstract a function of appending a 1 to the 0 boolean value describing whether you can do XYZ. Call this "function" "yeat".

1. yeat whether you can insert digits anywhere (as an ability, not as an operation)

1. Append a zero to how many operations you can use at once. [[append] -> [append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], %]

1. Append a zero to how many operations you can use at once. [[append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], % -> [append], [prepend], +, -, ×, ÷, [exponentiation], [Nth rooting], [base N logarithms], %, [hyper-4 exponentiation through hyper-33 exponentiation], [hyper-4 logarithm through hyper-33 logarithm], [hyper-4 root N through hyper-33 root N]]

1. yeat whether you can replace numbers directly (as an ability, not as an operation)

1. Append a zero to how many digits you can use at the same time [1 -> 10]

1. Append a zero to then the exponent of the last changed value [10 -> 10^{1010101010101010} solved from the top -> inconceivably large number]

1. ×1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to how many operations you can apply at once [1 -> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]

1. ×1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to how many arguments you can use at once [1 -> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]

1. Mentally abstract a concept of a multiplier by N, where anything that would have happened has its "quantity" increased by a factor of N

Using Newly-Unshackled Number Powers

1. Set sleep need to 0 [??? -> 0]

1. Set received Reddit upvote and award multipliers to 100,000 [0 -> 100,000]

1. Set universal submission engagement multiplier (given likes, dislikes, reports, awards, etc.) to 1000 [1 -> 1,000] *except* for the YouTube video titled "Neutral Response"

1. Divide aging multiplier by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 [1 year physically aged/year passed -> 0.000000000000000000000000000001 years physically aged/years passed]

1. yeat whether a "Speed Force" as described in the DC franchise(s) exists in this real world,

1. unyeat (set abstracted boolean to 0) whether it has negative effects

1. yeat whether it is infinite

1. yeat whether it can prevent big physics oof at low speeds

1. yeat whether you can access it

1. yeat whether you can call fiction into existence without using yeat.

1. yeat whether you can add abilities without using yeat

1. yeat whether you can fly.

1. {You no longer need to eat, sleep, drink, or excrete waste, and you do not feel any negative effects form neglecting these former needs. You can still voluntarily do it}

1. {You can survive at any temperature with no negative effects}

1. {You can manage automatic conditional changes}

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If you're using any electronic device, and you choose to allow these changes

Set the multipliers to 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(2⁶⁵⁵³⁶) for each of the following properties:

RAM, CPU clock speed, cooling effectiveness multiplier, disk storage space, camera X resolution(s), camera Y resolution(s), screen X resolution(s), screen Y resolution(s), maximum supported and displayable color depths, camera zoom limits, maximum camera color depth, maximum safe operating temperature, battery life if a battery exists, charging rate multiplier if a battery exists, demominator of power draw (this reduces it by a factor if 65,536), amount of CPU cores

[The above upgrades are applied anomalously, working but causing no noticeable changes in the device's appearance, and working despite all violations of physics (akin to the TARDIS's size anomaly)]

Set number of CPU caches to 512

Set amounts of memory in each cache to 179,769,313,486,231,590,772,930,519,078,902,473,361,797,697,894,230,657,273,430,081,157,732,675,805,500,963,132,708,477,322,407,536,021,120,113,879,871,393,357,658,789,768,814,416,622,492,847,430,639,474,124,377,767,893,424,865,485,276,302,219,601,246,094,119,453,082,952,085,005,768,838,150,682,342,462,881,473,913,110,540,827,237,163,350,510,684,586,298,239,947,245,938,479,716,304,835,356,329,624,224,137,216 bytes

End conditional statement

Set phone plan, plan coverage, and data speed multipliers each to 2⁶⁵⁵³⁶ [Anomalous]

yeat phone plan data is truly unlimited

yeat phone plan data is truly free

yeat Can assign null/nil values

Set food and water scarcity to null

{You can noclip, safely manage and go to waypoints (with relative positioning allowed), safely teleport (with relative pos.), and "safely" fly}

Set the languages you can perfectly, effectively, and fluently speak, read, write, recognize, and understand at any level or register to (3↑↑↑↑3). This includes, extinct languages, conlangs (constructed languages), programming/markup "languages", animal communication methods, relexes (relexifications), and badly-made "conlangs" (e.g. what you get from children who want to "make up a language"). [??? -> 3↑↑↑↑3 -> inconceivably large number]

yeat the HTML `<blink>` now exists again and functions, but with the following supported attributes:

<blink>Qwertyuiop</blink> by itself produces "Qwertyuiop" that blinks as in Netscape Navigator.
<blink la="100" lb="50">Qwertyuiop</blink> produces "Qwertyuiop" that is visible for 100 milliseconds, and becomes invisible for 50 seconds.
<blink oa="100: ob="10">Qwertyuiop</blink> produces "Qwertyuiop" that is opaque in its "unblinked" state and 90% transparent in its blinked state.
<blink ca="#F08800" cb="#0088F0">Qwertyuiop</blink> produces "Qwertyuiop" that is colored #F08800 in its "unblinked" state (this is redundant with CSS color) and colored #0088F0 in its blinked (usually invisible) state.
<blink ba="#F08800" bb="#0088F0">Qwertyuiop</blink> produces "Qwertyuiop" that has a background colored #F08800 in its "unblinked" state (this is redundant with CSS background-color) and colored #0088F0 in its blinked (usually invisible) state.
<blink la="420" lb="69" oa="95" ob="10" ca="#FF2293" cb="#103391" ba="29DDFE" bb="992200">DANK MEEEEEEEEEMES!!!!!</blink> looks like:

DANK MEEEEEEEEEMES!!!!! for 0.42 seconds
DANK MEEEEEEEEEMES!!!!! for 0.069 seconds

Set multiplier for ROI to 64 [1 -> 64]

{ROI is always positive}

Set forced arbitration clauses to null [???? -> null]

Note: 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10 is hereafter tridecal per Jonathan Bowers

Set your Robux to tridecal [? -> 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10 -> 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10)))))))) -> ... -> inconceivably large number]

SCP-914 fun here

yeat ability to cause an effect (hereafter "effect_ASDFGHJ where everyone will accept a change as normal, the way it has always been, and never be able to comprehend that there is an issue/aberration/or anomaly

Set the percent of subjects in which you have a PH,d -> 100 (apply effect_ASDFGHJ)

Add 9 distinct volumes of 'やがて君になる' to the space above your head [likely 0 -> 9]

Add 816,274,119 subscribers to the Reddit subforum (or "subreddit") r/yotsuba

Add 20 distinct volumes of *よつばと！* to the space above your head [likely 0 -> 20]

Set the karma thresholds of all meme-related subreddits to 420

Set the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything to 420 [42 -> 420]

Set the LD₅₀ of all cannabinoids to tridecal Y‌g

(Standing in a large open space) Add 1 cube of 100% pure THC at 10^-10° Kelvin, anomalously compressed (through pressure) to a side length of 1cm, with fragments that uncompress when you place them down while they are in any space designated as a kitchen. (repeat for CBD)

Add 10L of pure liquid THC which isn’t for smoking, but for ree-search Add 10L of liquid CBD which isn’t for smoking, but also for research:

Add 1,000,000,000 10kg cubes of compressed 100% pure THC (with side lengths of 1mm, together in a 15cm-thick steel cube) to the center of Singapore (where you can be hanged for having 15mg of the plant)

Add 1,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,0001,000,000,000,0001,000,000,000,000•••1,000,000,000,000} (1,000,000,000,000 units) of appropriately contained chlorine trifluoride, appropriately contained fluoroantimonic acid, and unobtainium_{6942013371738}-contained water with its pH anomalously raised to 1457891012131415161718202122232629323539425069868788931011081231681821872132504044114205205556166667487777868868888939111234131413371488173842425150745174569001313375800880085177013215600230053531800886753095537800829765797653735928559481516234201189998819991197253337367144636477253284325200327448985600013256278887989457651018865901401704640485650789657397829309841894694286137707442087351357924019652073668698513401047237446968797439926117510973777701027447528049058831384037549709987909653955227011712157025974666993240226834596619606034851742497735846851885567457025712547499964821941846557100841190862597169479707991520048667099759235960613207259737979936188606316914473588300245336972781813914797955513399949394882899846917836100182597890103160196183503434489568705384520853804584241565482488933380474758711283395989685223254460840897111977127694120795862440547161321005006459820176961771809478113622002723448272249323259547234688002927776497906148129840428345720146348968547169082354737835661972186224969431622716663939055430241564732924855248991225739466548627140482117138124388217717602984125524464744505583462814488335631902725319590439283873764073916891257924055015620889787163375999107887084908159097548019285768451988596305323823490558092032999603234471140776019847163531161713078576084862236370283570104961259568184678596533310077017991614674472549272833486916000647585917462781212690073518309241530106302893295665843662000800476778967984382090797619859493646309380586336721469695975027968771205724996666980561453382074120315933770309949152746918356593762102220068126798273445760938020304479122774980917955938387121000588766689258448700470772552497060444652127130404321182610103591186476662963858495087448497373476861420880529443, 1 barrel of Gelid Cryotheum (why not?), and 1 indestructible barrel of Blazing Pyrotheum that has twelve layers of unobtainium with wishalloy insulation between them (not as bad as chlorine trifluoride) to my possession.